children's fairyland. for children only.

fairyland, right here in oakland, happens to be one of my old childhood stompin grounds. but things have changed since the early 90s. now you must be accompanied by a child to gain entrance into the park. i assume this is to dissuade pedophiles and other creepazoids. but what about twenty-somethings who just want to live out their youth once more? anyway, the sign is as far as we got...